robert-sterling

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How To Make Your Girlfriend Bawl Like a Baby…

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How to make your girlfriend bawl like a baby… Even if you don't slam her hand in a car door.

 
bawl-like-a-babyYou can make your girlfriend bawl like a baby even if you don't close her hand in a car door.
 
It's true and it happened to me.
 
This is not a pretty story, but it teaches a valuable lesson, so you may want to stick around until the end.
 
About 30 years ago, on a cold, freezing January night my ex-wife and I were leaving a party.
 
She had one adult beverage too many because she was walking barefoot in the snow.
 
That should've been my first clue that something was not right. I walked her to the passenger side. I opened the door as she poured herself inside.
 
I closed the door, making sure that she was inside before we journeyed home.
 
I slid into the driver's side, put the key in the ignition and started the engine.
 
I was just about ready to put the gear shift in drive, whenI heard this soft muffled sound.
 
That's when I looked over and she was looking at me.
 
She was whimpering like a puppy.
 
Weddings can be an emotional event.
 
But the wedding was over.
 
I get it, whining. 
 
It's a thing some women do at weddings.
 
It's one of those uncontrolled emotional things.
 
I understand. There are even some guys who do it, especially when they're drunk.
 
You know the kind… All sloppy drunk and cryin – “hey man, I love you…” I get it.
 
But She just wouldn't stop. I hate to see a woman cry, don't you? Tears kept coming like a tsunami. It started with a soft whimper.
 
Then quickly grew into a howl. Then she started making that Lucy cry face from that old TV show “I Love Lucy.”
 
That's enough to strike fear into the heart of any man.
 
Thank GAWD Gloria Allred or some social justice warrior wasn't walking by.
 
I mean it was pitiful…
 
Her mouth was wide open, but there were no intelligent sounds coming out.
 
She kept mewling… MMMmm… mmmMMMM.
 
Then she took a big gulp of air and gasped – MY HAND IS STUCK IN THE DOOR!
 
I ran around to the other side, opened the passenger door as quickly as possible…
 
Yup, there she was, her mouth open, screeching like it derailed subway car–her hand was stuck in the door.
 
It was ghastly.
 
If you going to make a girl cry…
 
You wanted to be from tears of joy, not from having her hand slammed in the car door.
 
Here's my best advice.
 
Always treat every car ride like the guy at the amusement park.
 
You know the guy, who comes around to check everybody's hands are inside the cart.
 
Make sure your drunken significant other is belted with her hands inside the car.
 
In the next week or so it will be Valentine's Day and while a Snickers bar or an Almond Joy makes a great gift. There is no better way to say “I love you” than with a beautifully handwritten letter.
 
Now's your chance to add a little something to your Romance toolkit. Show the world what a mensch you are.
 
Who knows, It may even pay you a dividend. 
 
Maybe you'll get a little something extra on that special day. (wink- wink)
 
And I don't mean an extra shrimp with dinner If you know what I mean?
 
Writing in cursive is chock-full of hidden benefits.
 
Cursive handwriting connects directly to your brain.
 
Not only will your love letters be more persuasive. Your letters will be more understood.
 
And remembered.
 
Yes, your love letters will become treasured memories. The kind that gets passed from generation to generation.
 
Every time she reads one it will bring tears to her eyes because you took the time to write that very special note.
 
I didn't do it then. So don't be a schmuck like me.
 
Write her beautiful love letters and not just for the holidays.
 
 
Robert Sterling
 
p.s.
 
Love letters, like diamonds, last forever.
 
Handwritten love letters have style.
Handwritten letters tell the world that you're a man who is not afraid to proclaim his undying love.  You are a man's man. A real gentleman.You're the kind of guy women just love.
 
And love letters cheaper than diamonds and divorce attorneys (mine cost me a fortune.) Love letters are priceless.
 

Is cursive handwriting still important today?

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cursive writingNot many people write in cursive anymore. Some people can hardly print.
 
Recently, I had a millennial fellow do some work at my house. I handed him a check and asked him to write his name on it and – he couldn't.
 
I was shocked.
 
This guy was a college graduate and he could not write his name.
 
Yesterday, was national handwriting day.
 
The goal of that celebration is to get people to reconnect with pens, paper, and pencils. It's time to celebrate cursive writing and improves their handwriting skills.
 
Now you may be saying cursive handwriting, what's that?
 
Or there's no value in writing cursive, we just type it on our keyboard.
 
Some people see no value in cursive writing.
 
Are you one of those people?
 
Are you part of the anti-cursive crowd?
 
Many state education departments no longer teach handwriting.
 
Psychologist, Stanislas Dehaene, at the College de France in Paris states that,
 
“When we write, a unique neural circuit is automatically activated. There is a core recognition of the gesture in the written word, a sort of recognition by mental simulation in your brain. And it seems that this circuit is contributing in unique ways we didn’t realize. Learning is made easier.”
 
Recent studies show that students are missing information when they type class notes. Handwriting increases retention. It also increases the ability to understand what is written. Typewritten notes are great for reciting but they are lacking when a student is asked to explain concepts or thoughts.
 
Old-school copywriters still preach copying great sales letters by hand.
 
One of my mentors insists that if you want to become a better writer that you must do it with pen and paper in hand – cursive handwriting, not printing.
 
Let me share this bit of wisdom that you can take to the bank.
 
“If you want your writing to be persuasive you take the time to pen your ideas in cursive. If all you can do is type or print, be content to earn a Pauper's rent” – Matt Furey
 
Robert Sterling

Lulu and the road to redemption.

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rh sterling and luluAs I turned around from the refrigerator I could no longer stand on two legs. I had to hop on one leg while holding on the wall. When I got back into my bedroom, I hopped over to my bed and collapsed on the mattress.
 
I wasn't quite sure what was happening to me, but I knew it wasn't good. I had two big dogs, Heike and Prinz. I called them up on my bed. I pushed my hands against the headboard and my feet stretched against the footboard in desperation to keep me mobile.
 
I made a couple of calls and then I passed out.
 
I woke up about an hour later and felt as if nothing was wrong. I get up and took a shower. I did my laundry and they waited for my friend to give me a ride to the hospital.
 
I couldn't feel better.
 
I walked into the hospital ER and told them what happened. They put me in a bed and the doctor came in. He examined me and wasn't sure what happened within about 20 minutes I passed out again.
 
Sometime later I woke up in a hospital room there was no diagnosis, but I was completely paralyzed on the right side. I couldn't get up. I was stuck. I had tubes in me. I was on oxygen.
 
My girlfriend flew in from Arizona on an emergency flight.
 
They didn't know if I was going to live or die. They didn't know what was wrong with me. I was just paralyzed and my kidneys shut down.
 
My hospital mate was annoyed. He claimed that I had too many visitors, too many well-wishers, too many flowers. To appease him hospital put me in a private room off to the side – out-of-the-way.
 
When dietary brought my food they didn't put the tray close to me and being paralyzed I couldn't reach it. To get to the bathroom I had to crawl. Then I had to share the bathroom with a woman who had dementia.
 
Every time I use the bathroom she would open the door and start me.
 
Physical therapy would commend to take me for a walk around the hall. I couldn't walk so the mark me as a refusal. The rehab doctor came in and asked if I wanted to go to rehabilitation.
 
Of course, I said yes. That he would come back and say that I refused to walk and was disqualified from receiving rehabilitation. While under their care I lost more than 66 pounds.
 
A friend flew in from Atlanta to see me. She was shocked at my condition. She was a physical therapist and asked the hospital to get me built up utensils so I can eat. While she was in she was able to get me to stand and take my first steps.
 
When the rehab doctor came again I made him realize that I didn't refuse therapy. I couldn't do therapy and the people in that department were unwilling to work with me.
 
They were all willing to throw me away.
 
We all have challenges in life.
 
What matters is how we respond to them.
 
I spent several months in the hospital before I was sent to rehab. On the day I was released from the hospital I stood up without a cane and walked out of the hospital.
 
My point of telling you this story is to tell you that no matter what your challenges are you can overcome them. You just have to believe in your self and that you can.
 
I hope that story from my life has given you a new perspective. Never give up hope. If you really want that business, the one you dreamed about. You can have it, it's yours.
 
As for Lulu and I. I worked hard recovered will use my leg and my arm. I made good on that promise when I got to rehab. The doctor asked what I most wanted. I said that I wanted to spend time with Lulu again writing in the sun.
 
I got my wish and so can you. It just takes action to turn your dreams into your reality.
 
Robert Sterling
 
 
 

Is type 2 diabetes reversible?

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Type 2 diabetes vs type 1

 
type 2 diabetes sugar testingType 1 and Type 2 Diabetes are the two different types of diabetes. Type 1 is often called juvenile diabetes or insulin-dependent diabetes. It is the most severe form of diabetes.
 
Type 2 diabetes or adult onset diabetes is the most common. This usually occurs after the age of 35 in people who live a sedentary (couch potato) lifestyle
 
Type 1 diabetics differ from type 2 diabetics because unlike the type I diabetics those with type 2 are able to produce some insulin on their own.

 

Is type 2 diabetes genetic?

 
It may be extremely difficult to discover the exact cause of your type 2 diabetes. Science tells us that your type 2 diabetes may be a little of both – genetics and a couch potato lifestyle.
 
In some cases, it is possible to slow down the progression of the disease by simply exercising and watching what you eat.
 
The most important cause of type 2 is insulin resistance.
 

How do you get type 2 diabetes?

 
Type 2 diabetes occurs when your body becomes insulin resistant. That means that your body does not use your insulin well. The other reason you would get type 2 diabetes happens if your pancreas malfunctions and fails to produce enough insulin.
 
Contributing factors that also lead to type 2 are inactivity (that couch potato lifestyle) and excess weight.
 
What are type 2 complications?
 
Some of the common complications of type 2 can be heart and vascular disease. If you have diabetes your risk increases dramatically. You may suffer from high blood pressure. While dangerous, high blood pressure can be easily controlled with medications.
 
Untreated you risk increased chances of Cardiovascular disease. You are at an increased danger from coronary artery disease, heart attack, or a stroke.
 
These are very serious issues which could result in your death.

 

Can type 2 diabetes be reversed?

 
Thanks to new scientific knowledge and advancements in diabetic research have shown that type 2 can be reversed. Doctors are now reversing type 2 diabetes in as little as three weeks.
 
This breakthrough has given hope to the thousands of type 2 diabetics who never thought this would be possible. But it is now you can take advantage of all this life-changing information in this free video.
 
Everything these doctors talk about is supported and verified by top-level scientists and university studies. If not for you, then this information is necessary to adhere to the life of someone you love.
 
Watch this free video today and change someone's future for tomorrow. http://www.rhsterling.com/b16n

Can you be bribed? Men’s Cardigan Sweaters

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 Canalside Men's Wool Cardigan Sweater

 
This message is for those who love a wool cardigan sweater. Both men and women love the look of the open front cardigan sweater.
 
The look and fabric choice of the Cardigan sweater has stood the test of time. This makes having a wool cardigan sweater one of the most desirable sweaters.
 
The cardigan sweater is rooted firmly in history. The originator of the cardigan was James Brudenell. He was the 7th Earl of Cardigan, a British Army Major General.
 
Brudenell became famous for leading the charge of the light brigade. He did this while wearing what is now known as the cardigan sweater or jacket at Balaclava in 1854.
 
In 2018, Canalside Sweater released their new version of the wool cardigan sweater.
 
Instead of traditional buttons, the Canalside Wool Cardigan Sweater offers a full-length zipper front closure.
 
This type of enclosure assures you warmth from the cold.
 
Canalside Sweater designs a comfortable men's wool cardigan sweater with pockets, are earth friendly.
 
Their European designed slim fit wool cardigan sweaters create a cocoon of comfort around your body.
 
What happens if you order the wrong size, the wrong color or the wrong anything?
 
No worries, returns are free for any reason. We offer a full 60-day guarantee that you will be completely satisfied.
 
You risk nothing.
 
How's that for confidence?
 
Canalside Sweater has over 30 years of experience manufacturing men's and ladies sweaters.
 
Their Amazon rating is a solid 4.5 stars.
 
If you have read this notice this far. You are about to receive a valuable, unadvertised promotion offer from Canalside Sweater.
 
It's no secret. Canalside Sweater wants to become your favorite brand for men's and ladies knitwear.
 
And they are willing to bribe you to do it.
 
Ethically of course.
 
This is a secret marketing ploy. This is available only to the readers of this blog post. If you read this post this far then here is the secret code.
 
 
This entitles you to receive this 15%, unavailable to the public – Ethical BRIBE to try their sweater.
 
Don't share this with your friends or neighbors. This is only for you, my readers. And I have special permission from Mr. Paul Young, owner of Canalside Sweater to share this with you.
 
If you're a smart shopper (I know you are.)  Then you will not let this hidden gem pass you by. You will get a great product, save a bunch of cash and all without risk.
 
What can be better than that?
 
Get a men's Canalside Wool Cardigan Sweater today and save.
 

 

Life’s Greatest Untold Secrets.

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Everybody wants to know life's greatest secret.
They want to know that one thing that will pluck
them from the bowels of the earth. They want to
know who is going to save them from their plight.

The truth is life isn't always very pretty.

There isn't a magic trick or the genie in the
bottle is going to magically transport you to a
life of milk and honey. It's just not that way.

You could try the lottery, but there's no
guarantee in that, as a matter of fact, you're
more likely to have less money than when you
started.

I have spoken to a lot of people over the years.
Their stories are quite common. They read a book,
they watched a movie, they heard a speaker who
sold them a dream.

The dream never came true and now they are furious
at the message.

Some of the time their anger may be justified.
They bought a worthless program from a huckster,
but more often than not they have some blame in
there too.

People are creatures desiring instant
gratification. They see a picture of a mansion or
an exotic car and they believe that they just do
this one thing.

If they put the material under their pillow and
sleep on it these houses and cars will appear.

That is not the secret to life.

The secret to life is not a seven dollar warrior
forum product. Nor is it a $1000 MLM product.

Is there a secret to life? Yes, I believe so and
that secret can be yours for the asking.

 

Robert Sterling

It is all about having enough confidence…

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When we met you said you wanted to start an online
business.

Did you ever get started?

Some people are stuck in the getting started mode.

A large number never get beyond that point.

Why do you think that happens?

Do you think that they are afraid of failure?

Perhaps they just lack confidence.

For those who have gotten started –
Congratulations!

It takes a lot of guts to put yourself out there
and I commend you.

For those of you who haven't yet started, why the
hell, not?

For me, it was all about mindset.

I was worried that maybe you would like what I had
to say.

What if you didn't like the advice I gave?

Nobody likes to feel vulnerable, but if you're to
succeed it is a necessity.

I felt like that when I first started.

It wasn't easy.

I needed help to overcome my anxiety and fears.

But I didn't have a lot of money to spend.

I looked everywhere for every encouraging word.

That's why I pass along everything I can find that
will help.

http://www.rhsterling.com/rp1v

This will help you too,

Robert Sterling

Will you help me create my next product?

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00:05 hours
 
At the compound
West Pittston, Pennsylvania
 
The compound has been my home for the last 10 years. I left a six-figure corporate job, suffered a lot of setbacks and had some celebrated recoveries.
 
None of this would have been possible had it not been for people like you. 
Thank you.
 
Many times, I thought of giving up.
 
Have you ever been so frustrated that you didn't know where to turn? Your outlook was bleak, it was impossible to see clearly.
 
I was there – in 2007.
 
I spent 4 years, hooked to a machine, not sure if I was going to live or if I was going to die.
 
There were a couple of times I almost died because of medical mistakes.
 
I survived a major operation that took me off the machine but forced me out of work.
 
I could do the work as I once did so I had to reinvent myself.
 
Perhaps you have been in a situation like that.
 
It's not easy.
 
And the frustration can be devastating.
 
That's when I decided that if I couldn't work for somebody else. No one would hire me. My qualifications didn't matter. So I decided to work for myself.
 
In my first venture to rebuild my life, I got screwed out of the last money I had. I'm sure that you can relate to that. If not, let me tell you it's not good.
 
I spent the next several years learning the Internet side of things. I devoted all my time to studying the big dog marketers at that time.
 
Yeah, I bought a lot of shiny objects and magic buttons too.
 
That I finally got smart and got educated.
 
My plan for 2018 is to release a new book.
 
It's my goal to help others build an Internet business in the shortest amount of time and the least expense from their kitchen table
 
Will you help with my new project?
 
My project is a book on How to start an Internet business..
 
If you have any thoughts or ideas of things, I should include, please drop me a line at writer@rhsterling.com
 
You will get first notice when the book is released on Amazon.
 
Robert Sterling

STUCK! Not anymore… Use this as your HEADLINE SWIPE FILE

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“On the average, five times as many people read
the headline as read the body copy. When you have
written your headline, you have spent eighty cents
out of your dollar.” David Olgivy

Headlines are the most critical part of your
article. The job of the headline is to attract
attention and get your reader to read the first
sentence.

Without an eye-grabbing headline, your article sits
and gathers dust.

Your article research is completed the only thing
left is a title, but you have run into a brick
wall.

You have been paralyzed by the dreaded writer's
block. You can't they the headline to save your
life. It takes some writers weeks to come up with
a good headline. You only have a few hours before
your deadline is due.

Have you ever been in that stressful situation?

What did you do?

Did you just throw your hands in the air, stick
something on the line and call it good?

Now you can relax and worry not.

BIG DATA is here to help.

Now you have access to over 100 million headline
results in the largest swipe file of all.

http://www.rhsterling.com/cmfk

Robert Sterling

You may be a bum…

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bum marketingHey Bum,,, Yeah, I'm talking to you. You look like one of those affiliate marketing types.

You know the kind.

They are the ones who…

… Are bankrupt

… Broke

… Homeless

The kind of guy or gal who has spent all of their money chasing the mythical creatures of Internet marketing.

I got news for you.

There are no unicorns here either, (Sorry unicorns, maybe next time) but we do have a lot of shiny objects.

But of course, you already know that. Your fingerprints are all over them – all of them.

Remember that bright shiny one in the corner. Yeah, the one that promised plop you in a mansion with a super fast, exotic sports car.

Or how about that little beauty right over there. The insider secret that promised you a mansion – oh yeah, then there is the one that promised you be on that luxury island resort being fanned with hot dames waving palm fronds.

We have every Silver Bullet, Magic Button you can think of.

But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about.

Most of that crap is for losers.

Adrenaline junkies, just needing a fix.

I know all about it. I was just like you once.

And like you the more dollars I chased, the more I was in debt.

Here's the deal…

This is so simple I could take a bum off the street…take him to the public library…and have him earning cash within a week.

Almost 15,000 people have taken this free course.

Nearly 1000 have already earned their first check.

Will you be the next bum that collects his or her first check?

I know what you're thinking…

You are thinking this is just another one of those come on courses to sell you something, but it's not.

I hold nothing back. I give you the entire system.

You risk absolutely nothing.

You don't pay for a thing.

Your wallet, your cash, and your credit cards stay right in your pocket.

How can you lose? You can't.

Or you can go back to sniffing around all those bright shiny offers.

It's your choice… It's always your choice.

http://www.rhsterling.com/xgt8

Robert Sterling